1 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:14,146 - [STAMMERING] DID YOU KNOW IT'S 277 MILES LONG, 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:17,583 18 MILES WIDE, AND OVER A MILE DEEP? 3 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:20,719 I MEAN, IN PLACES. IT'S NOT A MILE DEEP EVERYWHERE. 4 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,855 ALTHOUGH THAT LOOKS LIKE A MILE. 5 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:26,458 DID YOU KNOW RECENT EVIDENT SUGGESTS 6 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,827 THE COLORADO RIVER FORMED THE CANYON OVER... 7 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,363 - MAYBE THEY HAVE EARPLUGS IN THE GIFT SHOP. 8 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,633 - OOH! MINI LICENSE PLATES! 9 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,970 AHA! DANIEL, DARVIN, DOUG, EDUARDO... 10 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,772 WHAT THE--NO DAFFY? 11 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:44,043 YOU HAVE 5 DARVINS AND NO DAFFY? DARVIN? 12 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:47,112 - "1,001 GRAND CANYON JOKES." 13 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,381 THAT'S ABOUT 1,000 MORE THAN I THOUGHT THERE WERE. 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,185 - I MEAN, WHAT, DID SOMEONE JUST MATCH DARREN AND MARVIN TOGETHER 15 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,320 AND THINK THAT THAT'S A CLEVER NAME? 16 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:58,323 WELL, IT'S NOT! IT'S A STUPID NAME. 17 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:02,261 DARVIN IS THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST NAME. 18 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,463 GREAT NAME. 19 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,436 AND THE SODA. 20 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,538 I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME. 21 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,742 - [STAMMERING] WAS ORIGINALLY INHABITED BY NATIVE AMERICANS, 22 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,078 SOME OF WHOM MAY HAVE CONSIDERED THE GRAND CANYON 23 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,612 TO BE A HOLY SITE. 24 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,214 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 25 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,216 - [GARGLES] 26 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,418 I'VE SEEN BETTER. 27 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,090 LET'S GO SEE A MOVIE. 28 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,461 - SIR, YOU THREW A CAN OF SODA INTO THE GRAND CANYON. 29 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,229 THAT'S LITTERING ON FEDERAL PROPERTY. 30 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,497 - AND WHO ARE YOU? 31 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,499 - I'M A PARK RANGER. WHO ARE YOU? 32 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,235 - OH. UH, DARVIN. 33 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:46,004 ANDREW...SON. 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,406 - YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 35 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,074 - WAIT! LET'S BE REASONABLE. 36 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,809 - BUDDY, IF YOU DON'T PUT SOME PANTS ON, 37 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,778 YOU'RE GOING TO BE COMING WITH ME, TOO. 38 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,547 - I THINK I SAW SOME AT THE GIFT SHOP. 39 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,683 - LET ME GO, AND I'LL PAY YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT! 40 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:01,653 AHH, I FORGOT MY WALLET. BUGS! PAY HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS! 41 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,123 - AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING? 42 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:08,127 - "WHY IS THE GRAND CANYON CALLED THE GRAND CANYON?" 43 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,530 "'CAUSE HE THOUGHT GARGANTUAN CANYON MADE HIM SOUND FAT." 44 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:16,635 WELL? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT ONE, I GOT 1,000 MORE. 45 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,757 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 46 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:49,001 - AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM THROW THIS EMPTY CAN OF SODA INTO THE GRAND CANYON. 47 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,070 - IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU ARE THE LITTERER. 48 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:54,940 THE FINE IS $50. THIS COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED. 49 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,677 - YOUR HONOR, THIS IS A CASE BUILT ON LIES, 50 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,078 STACKED ON A HOUSE OF CARDS 51 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,149 STANDING ON A MOUNTAIN OF FABRICATED FALSEHOODS. 52 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,151 I MOVE FOR IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL. 53 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,686 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 54 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:12,024 - WELL, THEN I'D LIKE TO CALL MY FIRST WITNESS. 55 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,727 WOULD YOU PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT? 56 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,563 - [STAMMERING] PORKY PIG. 57 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:20,699 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? ARE YOU NERVOUS? 58 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,701 - I'M NOT NERVOUS. 59 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,170 - YOU SURE SOUND NERVOUS. 60 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,239 - THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS SOUND-- 61 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,708 - MAYBE YOU'RE NERVOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING. 62 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,276 - BUT I'M NOT-- 63 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:34,079 - MAYBE YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT US TO KNOW 64 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,814 YOUR TRUE IDENTITY. 65 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,150 - MY-- 66 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:41,353 - AND THE REASON YOU DON'T WANT US TO KNOW YOUR TRUE IDENTITY 67 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:45,257 IS BECAUSE YOU, SIR, ARE THE LITTERER! 68 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,259 [FAN SQUEAKS] 69 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,095 - [GASPS] 70 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:54,299 AND A COLLECTIVE GASP FILLS THE COURTROOM. 71 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:57,469 - ARE WE DONE HERE? 72 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,805 - ARE YOU NOT WEARING PANTS? 73 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,077 - WHERE'S THE GIFT SHOP? 74 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,415 - PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. 75 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,917 - BUGS BUNNY. 76 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:15,587 - MR. BUNNY, WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF NOVEMBER 10th? 77 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,256 - UH, I'M NOT SURE, 78 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,592 BUT DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN IN THE DAYTIME ON JUNE FIRST? 79 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,127 - AHA! AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT 80 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,862 IF YOU WERE NOT GUILTY OF THIS HEINOUS CRIME? 81 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,498 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOUR LITTERER. 82 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,767 - DAFFY, JUST PAY THE FINE. 83 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:33,071 - HOSTILE WITNESS! - OH, YOU CALL THIS HOSTILE? 84 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,740 THIS IS NOT HOSTILE. 85 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:38,210 IF YOU WANT HOSTILE, I'LL GIVE YOU HOSTILE. 86 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,012 - OBJECTION! - OVERRULED! 87 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,780 - THAT'S WHAT I SAY! - WHAT? 88 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,448 - OVERRULED. - SUSTAINED. 89 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,218 - KEEP THIS UP, AND I'LL HOLD YOU BOTH IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. 90 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:51,223 - I APOLOGIZE FOR MY FRIEND, YOUR HIGHNESS. NOW, IF I MAY. 91 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:55,694 WHAT DO WE KNOW? THE PIECE OF LITTER IN QUESTION? 92 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,696 A CAN OF SODA. 93 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:01,833 SO, IT WOULD FIT THAT THE LITTERER MUST LIKE SODA. 94 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,835 IT MAY SURPRISE THE COURT TO LEARN 95 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:08,040 THAT I, DAFFY DUCK, DESPISE SODA. 96 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,642 [GASPS] 97 00:05:11,577 --> 00:05:13,845 IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING HERE? 98 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,983 THE POINT IS, I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE LITTERER, 99 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,252 BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE SODA. 100 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:23,188 AND IF THE SODA GETS SPIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT. 101 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,635 [SQUIRTING] 102 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,204 - ORDER. YOU ARE BOTH HELD IN CONTEMPT 103 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,406 AND WILL BE PLACED IN JAIL IMMEDIATELY. 104 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,141 BAILIFF, TAKE THEM AWAY. 105 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,182 [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 106 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,652 - [STAMMERS] WHAT'D I MISS? 107 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,366 [SHUTTER CLICKS] - NAME? 108 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,368 - DAFFY DUCK. - CRIME? 109 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,669 - CONTEMPT OF COURT. 110 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,971 - NAME? - BUGS BUNNY. 111 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,072 - CRIME? 112 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,541 - WELL, SOME MIGHT SAY BEING TOO GOOD-LOOKING. 113 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,977 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 114 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,914 - NAH, I'M JUST KIDDING. CONTEMPT OF COURT. 115 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,890 - OH, NO! I'M GOING TO BE SWIMMING IN THIS. 116 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,759 DO YOU HAVE A BELT OR A SASH? 117 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,560 I'M ABOUT TO MEET A TON OF NEW PEOPLE, 118 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,697 AND I'D RATHER NOT LOOK LIKE A BIG, FAT TRAFFIC CONE. 119 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,869 SEE WHAT I MEAN? THAT'S A LOT OF ORANGE. 120 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,837 - [SNARLS AND GROWLS] 121 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,572 [GRINDS AND CLICKS] 122 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,409 [CLANKING] 123 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,544 - NOT TOO SHABBY. 124 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,813 I MEAN, IT COULD USE SOME ACCESSORIES-- 125 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,582 MAYBE A FEW PILLOWS OR SOME SCENTED CANDLES. 126 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,685 I'M THINKING THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM. 127 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:13,432 - EWW. 128 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,368 - [CHEWS] EHH. A LITTLE SALTY. 129 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:19,704 BUT I GOT TO SAY, IT'S A PLEASURE HAVING SOMEBODY COOK FOR ME. 130 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,373 - HOW CAN YOU BE SO RELAXED? 131 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:24,242 WE'RE IN PRISON! JAIL! THE BIG HOUSE! 132 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,011 WE'RE UP THE RIVER! WE'RE DOWN THE CREEK! 133 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,746 WE'RE 2 PICKS SHORT OF A LOAD! 134 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:31,082 THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM! YOU GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY! 135 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,653 - [GRUNTING] - PARTY'S OVER. 136 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,055 - WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? THIS GUY? 137 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,990 I BET HE'S A TEDDY BEAR. 138 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,829 I'M BUGS, THIS IS DAFFY. WE'RE IN CELL 2-R. 139 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,097 COME BY ANYTIME. THE DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN. 140 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,966 WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT. 141 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,336 ANYWHO, WOULD YOU BE A DEAR AND PLEASE PASS ME THE KETCHUP? 142 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,175 ARE YOU SERVING TIME FOR BEING RUDE 143 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,344 OR BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS? 144 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,745 - [GROWLS] - [GASPS] 145 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,914 - [GRUNTS] 146 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,650 - EHH, SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 147 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,919 I CAN INSULT WHOMEVER I PLEASE 148 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,188 WITHOUT FEAR OF BODILY HARM? 149 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,924 I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THROWN IN JAIL YEARS AGO. 150 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,360 IT'S A SMART ALEC'S PARADISE! 151 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:18,830 SAMMY, I LIKE YOUR HAIR. DID YOU BUTCHER IT YOURSELF? 152 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,098 - [GROWLS] I'LL BUTCHER YOU! 153 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,500 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT YOUR LOOKS, 154 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,801 BUT I HOPE YOU KEPT THE RECEIPT! 155 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,469 - OH, I'M GOING TO GET YOU! - HEY, BUDDY, 156 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,939 CAN I BORROW YOUR BRAIN? YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT USING IT. 157 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,741 - [GRUNTS - [LAUGHS] 158 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,344 - YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS PLACE. 159 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,379 - LOOK AT ME--I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP. 160 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,715 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING CUT OFF FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 161 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,316 WHAT YEAR IS IT? WHO'S PRESIDENT? 162 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,052 - [STAMMERING] YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN HERE ONE DAY. 163 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,054 - WELL, IT'S BEEN A VERY HARD DAY. 164 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,056 - DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A YARD HERE 165 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,993 WHERE YOU CAN EXERCISE FOR FREE? 166 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,629 - WELL, BEFORE I GO, 167 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,897 I MADE YOU A CAKE. 168 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,833 - A CAKE, HUH? [CLICKS] 169 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,311 - NOTHING? NO CROWBAR, NO SHIV? 170 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,213 WHO BRINGS A CAKE TO A PRISONER 171 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,382 WITHOUT PUTTING A MEANS OF ESCAPE INSIDE? 172 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:15,587 HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO BREAK OUT OF THIS PLACE? 173 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,990 MOTHER. - OOH! WHERE WE GOING NOW? 174 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,193 [HARMONICA PLAYING] [PICKS CLICKING] 175 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:30,302 - PHEW! EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S THE GOAL HERE? 176 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:34,573 ARE WE BUILDING SOMETHING, OR JUST MAKING ROCKS INTO SMALLER ROCKS? 177 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,776 AND WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SWITCH PLACES 178 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,778 WITH THAT PITUITARY CASE OVER THERE? 179 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,379 - [GROWLS] 180 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,814 - I BURN EASILY. 181 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,616 - YOU'LL HAVE TO PARDON MY FRIEND. 182 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,352 THE HEAT'S GETTING TO HIM. HE'S NOT USED TO THIS. 183 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,487 HE'S NOT A HARDENED CRIMINAL LIKE YOU. 184 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:52,223 I MEAN, I SHOULDN'T ASSUME THAT YOU'RE A HARDENED CRIMINAL, 185 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:56,094 BUT IN MY DEFENSE, YOU DO HAVE A NEANDERTHAL-SHAPED HEAD, 186 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,229 WHICH I NORMALLY EQUATE WITH STUPIDITY-- 187 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,699 UH, NOT THAT YOU'RE STUPID. I JUST MEAN THAT YOU LOOK STUPID. 188 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,233 I DON'T MEAN THAT AS AN INSULT. 189 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,369 I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE THINK STUPID TO MEAN COOL. 190 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,105 LIKE, "THAT'S A STUPID CAR," "YOU'VE GOT A STUPID APARTMENT." 191 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,841 I SHOULD STOP TALKING. I'M JUST VERY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. 192 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,242 I TEND TO RAMBLE WHEN I'M NERVOUS. 193 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,510 YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD RAMBLE MEANS? 194 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,512 YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO KNOW-- 195 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:18,283 AND HERE, I MEAN STUPID-STUPID, NOT STUPID-COOL. 196 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,151 - [GROWLS] 197 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,686 - AAH! 198 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,888 - [GROWLING] - [ALL GRUNTING] 199 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,925 - [BOTH PANTING] 200 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,994 - [ALL GRUNTING] 201 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,996 - [PANTING] - AAH! 202 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,397 - [DISTANT SHOUTING] 203 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,933 - [GASPS] - [GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 204 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,935 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 205 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,803 - TEACH THAT BULLY A THING OR... 206 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,273 - JUMP! - TWO! 207 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,575 - [GROWLS] 208 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,587 [RandB MUSIC PLAYING] 209 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:58,056 - I HAD A TOY TRAIN WHEN I WAS YOUNG 210 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,058 BUT A WHEEL FELL OFF, AND IT WOULDN'T RUN 211 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,926 AND OOH! 212 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,094 I BLEW MY STACK 213 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,596 - YOSEMITE SAM 214 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:07,065 - DADDY SENT ME TO SCHOOL, BUT THINGS GOT WEIRD 215 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,401 WHEN THE KIDS MADE FUN OF MY LONG, RED BEARD 216 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,802 AND OOH! 217 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,203 I BLEW MY STACK 218 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,772 - BLIMMITY-BLAM 219 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,107 - THE MERCHANT MARINE KEPT MY TEMPER AT BAY 220 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,443 UNTIL A DOLPHIN LOOKED AT ME THE WRONG WAY 221 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,844 AND OOH! 222 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,246 I BLEW MY STACK 223 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,515 - YOU BETTER WATCH IT, DOLPHIN 224 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,783 - AW, MAN. 225 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,285 - SO I WORKED AT THE LIBRARY, A PEACEFUL PLACE 226 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,888 BUT PEOPLE KEPT TURNING THEIR BOOKS IN LATE 227 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,056 AND OOH! 228 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,457 I BLEW MY STACK 229 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,059 - GOT TO BRING YOUR BOOKS BACK IN 230 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,428 - WELL, I TRY TO STAY CALM, COOL AS ICE 231 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,030 BUT SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING JUST NOT NICE 232 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,166 DEEP INSIDE, I JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT 233 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,168 I'M LIKE A WALKING STICK OF LIT DYNAMITE 234 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,303 I'M ABOUT TO BLOW, YOU BETTER GO 235 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,906 YOU'RE ABOUT TO GUEST STAR ON THE "BLOW MY STACK" SHOW 236 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,240 SHOW, SHOW 237 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,377 ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES, COUNT TO 10 238 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,846 BUT I ONLY GET TO 3, AND THEN 239 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,980 GUESS WHAT? 240 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,382 I BLOW MY STACK 241 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,317 - YOU DIDN'T GET TO 10 242 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,252 - HEY, QUIT RUBBIN' IT IN! 243 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,521 - SORRY, SAM, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED 244 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,291 - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO BLOW MY STACK! 245 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,926 - MAYBE THAT'S THE PLAN 246 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,494 - OH, I'M A-WARNIN' YOU! 247 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,429 - HE'S GONNA GO KA-BLAM! 248 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,064 - OOH! 249 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,980 [SEA GULL CRYING] 250 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,450 - [COUGHING] 251 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,152 WE'RE ALIVE? 252 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,554 WE'RE ALIVE! 253 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,724 - WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? WE'RE FREE! 254 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,861 IT'S LIKE I HAVE A CLEAN SLATE, A FRESH START! 255 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:47,065 AND THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO BE A LITTLE LESS CHARITABLE. 256 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,733 - EHH, NOT SO FAST, BUB. 257 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,470 WE GOT TO TURN OURSELVES IN. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 258 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,906 THAT GUY WITH THE NEANDERTHAL-SHAPED HEAD WILL KILL US! 259 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:58,109 - I'M NOT LETTING ONE BAD APPLE RUIN PRISON FOR ME. 260 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,811 I'M GOING BACK TO JAIL. 261 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,481 - WELL, I'M GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE ON THE LAM. 262 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,216 - [BOTH GRUNT] 263 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,453 [HARMONICA PLAYING] 264 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,523 - WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 265 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:14,092 - FOLLOW ME. 266 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,294 [BIRDS CRYING] 267 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,265 - STEP ONE OF LIFE ON THE LAM... 268 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,269 CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE. 269 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:28,106 AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ATTACHED TO ME, YOU'RE GOING BLONDE, TOO. 270 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,374 - [SPITS] 271 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,576 [MUFFLED] STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH! 272 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,946 ARE YOU CRAZY? 273 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:39,284 WELL! HELLO. 274 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,524 [STATIC ON RADIO] - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR 2 PRISON ESCAPEES-- 275 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,693 A GRAY RABBIT AND A BLACK DUCK. 276 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,229 - [WHIMPERING] 277 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,799 - NOT SO FAST. I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. 278 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:58,136 - ONCE WE GET THIS CHAIN OFF, YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF IN ALL YOU WANT. 279 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,571 - OH, I WILL. 280 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:02,574 JAIL WAS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 281 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,243 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP ME FROM IT. 282 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,980 EXCUSE ME, OFFICER. 283 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,716 I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU, BUT MY NAME IS BUGS BUNNY, 284 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:15,186 AND THIS IS DAFFY DUCK, AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL. 285 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,822 - YOU'RE BUGS BUNN? - THE ONE AND ONLY. 286 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,390 - AND YOU'RE DAFFY DUCK? 287 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,192 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 288 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,799 - I DON'T SEE THE RESEMBLANCE. 289 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,401 - WELL, THEN, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS CHAIN? 290 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,004 - YOUR PERSONAL LIVES ARE YOUR BUSINESS. 291 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,240 STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 292 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,944 - NO! TAKE ME WITH YOU! 293 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,714 - COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 294 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,182 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 295 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,152 - WHEREVER THIS WILL TAKE US. 296 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,621 - OHH! 297 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,169 [BELL DINGS] 298 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,039 - CAN I HELP YOU? 299 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,541 - WE'D LIKE A ROOM. - NAME? 300 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,576 - UH-- 301 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,977 - WE CAN'T GIVE AWAY OUR REAL NAMES! 302 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,279 WE'RE ON THE LAM! 303 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,649 AHEM. I'M COUNT LEOPOLD VAN LICHTENSTEIN. 304 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,217 AND THIS IS RANDY. 305 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,652 - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY CHAIN CUTTERS 306 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,388 OR ACETYLENE TORCHES BACK THERE, DO YOU? 307 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,857 [CAR APPROACHING] 308 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,759 - THE MOTEL GIFT SHOP MAY NOT HAVE HAD ANY WELDING EQUIPMENT, 309 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,895 BUT THE BOOK SELECTION WASN'T HALF-BAD. 310 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,264 - CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?! 311 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,099 I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! 312 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,501 - WELL, I'M TRYING TO READ, 313 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,504 AND IT'S NOT EASY WITH YOU TOSSING AND TURNING. 314 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,906 - YOU THINK I LIKE HAVING TO SHARE A BED WITH YOU? 315 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,609 - AT LEAST IN PRISON WE WEREN'T CHAINED TOGETHER. 316 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,145 WE HAD A WHOLE CELL TO ENJOY. 317 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,181 OH, CELL BLOCK NUMBER FIVE! 318 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,783 - WELL, YOU'RE NO PICNIC, EITHER! 319 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,218 YOU THINK I ENJOY LISTENING TO YOU WAX NOSTALGIC 320 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,987 ABOUT YOUR TIME IN JAIL? 321 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,723 HA! AND BY THE WAY, A PRISON NICKNAME DOESN'T COUNT 322 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,826 IF YOU GIVE IT TO YOURSELF, DYNAMITE! 323 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,096 - YOU BETTER WATCH IT, DUCK, 324 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,132 BECAUSE THE FUSE JUST GOT LIT. 325 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,468 [IMITATING FUSE] 326 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,940 - [SPITS] 327 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:19,010 - [GASPS] HOW DARE YOU! 328 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,812 NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, 329 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,048 WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT RUDE IN PRISON! 330 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,750 NOW GOOD NIGHT, LEOPOLD. 331 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,719 - GOOD NIGHT, RANDY. 332 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,854 [CAR APPROACHING] 333 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,958 [BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 334 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,863 - STEP TWO OF LIFE ON THE LAM-- 335 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,732 GET A JOB. 336 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,467 [BELL DINGS] 337 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,836 - GOOD AFTERNOON. 338 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,871 I'M LEOPOLD. I'LL BE YOUR WAITER. 339 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,440 - AND I'M RANDY. I'LL BE YOUR WAITER. 340 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,309 - WHAT IS THE SOUP OF THE DAY? 341 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,778 [DOOR DINGS] - UH-OH. 342 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,646 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 343 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,915 - [GASPS] 344 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,752 - OFFICER! 345 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,487 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 346 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,489 BUT THE SOUP OF THE DAY IS A SECRET. 347 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,658 IF YOU SAY ONE WORD TO THOSE COPS, 348 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,795 I PROMISE TO MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 349 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,563 A LIVING NIGHTMARE! 350 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,932 - HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT THAN NOW? 351 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,435 - HEY, BLONDIES, SOME SERVICE OVER HERE? 352 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,303 - NOT A WORD! 353 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,772 - OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN. 354 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,440 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 355 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,076 - WHAT DOES THIS SAY? 356 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,377 - WE'RE ON THE LAM. 357 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,312 - YOU'RE ON THE WHAT? - LAM. 358 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,315 - OH, LAMB. I LOVE LAMB. 359 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,785 - OH! IS THERE A LAMB SPECIAL? 360 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:36,954 - NO, WE'RE ON THE LAM! - WHAT'S ON THE LAM? 361 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,690 - OH, I HOPE IT'S MINT JELLY. THAT GOES GREAT WITH LAM. 362 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,926 - NO, WE'RE ON THE LAM. 363 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,494 - YOU'RE ON THE LAM? 364 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,330 - [LAUGHS] NO, WE'RE NOT ON THE LAM. 365 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,665 - OH, THANK GOODNESS. 366 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,468 RABBIT AND DUCK ON LAMB IS WAY TOO MUCH MEAT. 367 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,503 I'M WATCHING MY CHOLESTEROL. 368 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,739 - JUST GIVE US THREE VEGGIE BURGERS. 369 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,111 - HOW'D WE DO? - 75 CENTS IN TIPS. 370 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,347 - I'VE GOT THE WRONG PERSONALITY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE. 371 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,016 - THIS ISN'T ENOUGH MONEY FOR THE HOTEL. 372 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,651 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP? 373 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,686 - STEP THREE OF LIFE ON THE LAM-- 374 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,255 ALWAYS HAVE A BACK-UP PLAN. 375 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,257 [WIND BLOWING] 376 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,259 [TOILET FLUSHING] 377 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,528 [DOOR CREAKING] 378 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,130 - NICE BACK-UP PLAN. 379 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:22,767 - LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE-- AT LEAST IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. 380 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,469 [THUNDER] 381 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,708 - ANY OTHER BOLD PREDICTIONS? 382 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,312 - ONE DAY, THIS COUNTRY WILL SEND A MAN TO THE MOON! 383 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,847 - THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED. 384 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:39,317 - AM I...A WIZARD? 385 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,154 - IF YOU WERE A WIZARD, YOU'D DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CHAIN. 386 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,190 - CHAIN, BREAK! 387 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,260 - [CHUCKLES] - CHAIN, BREAK! 388 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,731 - YOU MAY NOT BE A WIZARD BUT YOU SURE ARE ENTERTAINING. 389 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,335 - SILENCE! YOU'RE THROWING OFF MY WIZARD CONCENTRATION. 390 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,036 CHAIN! 391 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,005 [THUNDER] 392 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,040 - I AM A WIZARD! 393 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,475 - THAT WAS LIGHTNING. 394 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,677 - HA! CLASSIC NON-WIZARD THING TO SAY. 395 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,680 NOW THE ONLY QUESTION THAT REMAINS IS, 396 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,551 WILL I BE A GOOD WIZARD OR A BAD WIZARD? 397 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,487 BAD WIZARD! BEWARE, MORTALS, 398 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,290 FOR DAFFY DUCK THE WIZARD 399 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,559 SHALL RULE THE WORLD! 400 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,194 - DID YOU SAY DAFFY DUCK? 401 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,229 - DAFFY DUCK, THE WIZARD. 402 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,265 WHO WANTS TO KNOW? - THE POLICE. 403 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,267 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO JAIL. 404 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,136 - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER FIND US! 405 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,138 [POLICE RADIO CHATTER] 406 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,007 - LIGHTNING, STRIKE! 407 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,476 LIGHTNING, STRIKE! 408 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,988 - NO! DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE! 409 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,357 WAIT, NO, WAIT! OH! 410 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,227 BUT TONIGHT'S MEATLOAF MONDAY! 411 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,663 [PRISON DOORS SLAM] 412 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,064 - SO LONG, CHAINSAW. 413 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,501 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET OUT, IN 140 YEARS. 414 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,336 TAKE CARE, MANSLAUGHTER. 415 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,004 AND LOOK INTO GETTING THAT NAME CHANGED. 416 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,207 I REALLY THINK IT'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 417 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:13,177 HMM. AND I THINK I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL, 418 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,080 NEANDERTHAL-SHAPED HEAD MAN. 419 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,416 - [GRUNTS] 420 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,686 - [CRYING] 421 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,487 - [STAMMERING] AH, YOU CAN STOP CRYING. 422 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,022 YOU'RE FREE! 423 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,491 - BUT THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING! 424 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,595 - CHEER UP. WITH A RECIDIVISM RATE OF 68%, 425 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,364 YOU'LL BE BACK IN JAIL IN NO TIME. 426 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,366 WHAT ABOUT YOU, DAFFY? 427 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,268 DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? 428 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,870 - YOU BET. I'M A CHANGED MAN. 429 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,506 [SLURPING] 430 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,177 [SIREN] 431 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:50,381 - WILL YOU OPEN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT AND HAND ME THOSE PANTS? 432 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,583 [BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 433 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,924 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 434 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,027 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 435 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,282 - [STAMMERING] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 436 00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:28,882 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0